Gwar are hardcore rockers whose obscene shows include mock decapitations, bestiality, and Satanism, but for their upcoming tour, the metal monsters have a few tricks up their sacreligous sleeves.
Singer Oderus Urungus says All the people you want to die but cant do anything about, like Paris Hilton, George W. Bush, and Michael Moore well kill them on stage. Were like justice for the human race.
But its not just celebrites that have to watch their heads.
Urungus says, We spray hideous fluids on the crowd and feast on entrails. A Gwar show is only safe as long as you dont mind being fþþþed up on drugs and getting your head ripped off.
But if you happen to catch Urungus on a day off, you may see a slightly different beast.
Urungus says, On days off I take drugs and play shuffleboard.
Gwars reign of terror on the Sounds of the Underground Tour begins July 2nd.
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