Monday, April 23, 2007

‘King of North America’ Now Wants To Be U.S. President

SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A man in San Antonio, Texas, who claims to be the future King of North America must be on a power trip: Because now he’s also running for president.

His name is John Averitt, a former peace officer who has his eyes on becoming America’s next top monarch.

If elected, Averitt’s platform calls for two years of ruthless dictatorship, and the firing of all senators and congressmen.

Although Averitt’s hardline attitude might hinder his chances for election, he could gain his share of votes just based on his liberal view of drugs.

As he puts it, “Drugs shouldn’t be legal or illegal. They should be provided free by the government, just not pushed.”

But just because Good King Averitt is throwing his crown in the ring, doesn’t mean he’ll be happy if he’s elected.

As the ruler claims, “I don’t want the job, but I’ll take it.”

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