His name is John Averitt, a former peace officer who has his eyes on becoming Americas next top monarch.
If elected, Averitts platform calls for two years of ruthless dictatorship, and the firing of all senators and congressmen.
Although Averitts hardline attitude might hinder his chances for election, he could gain his share of votes just based on his liberal view of drugs.
As he puts it, Drugs shouldnt be legal or illegal. They should be provided free by the government, just not pushed.
But just because Good King Averitt is throwing his crown in the ring, doesnt mean hell be happy if hes elected.
As the ruler claims, I dont want the job, but Ill take it.
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