Monday, December 11, 2006

Janice Dickinson: ‘No Fat Santas On My Float”

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Ho, Ho, No! Super-sized Santa Claus’ need not apply for “supermodel” Janice Dickinson’s holiday float.

Dickinson is kicking off the second season of her Oxygen reality show, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, with a special Christmas episode on Wednesday (Dec. 13) but don’t expect anything traditional – especially when it comes to jolly old Saint Nick.

The episode shows Dickinson dressed as Mrs. Claus for the Hollywood Holiday Parade and she admits she refused to have a traditional flabby Father Christmas by her side.

Says Dickinson: “I would never allow fat on my float. I’m in the business of thin, not fat.”

Instead, she brought her own sexy Santas who not only looked good, but were also quick to do her bidding.

However, there is one thing Dickinson says she would never let her sexy Santa do: consummate the relationship.

As she puts it, “I don’t sh■■ where I eat, although I’m tempted every time I look at them.”

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