According to a new Santa survey by Auntie Annes Pretzels, the average shopping mall Santa has to take a lot of crap, in between promising gifts to kids.
For instance, 60 percent of Santas say they are sneezed on at least 10 times a day by sick kids and 74 percent have up to 10 crying kids on their lap each day.
In addition, 90 percent of Santas have their beards pulled at least once a day and 50 percent say the kids stomp on their shoes as much as 10 times a day.
Fifty percent say that at least 10 kids a day try to snatch off their glasses.
Finally, heres proof that being a shopping mall Santa is all wet: 34 percent say theyve had a kid pee on them.
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