Monday, July 24, 2006

Man Changes Name Of Earth To ‘Spirit Passage’

LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – You may want to stop referring to yourself as an Earthling because the name of the planet has just been changed.

Or so says Dr. Terry Johnson, a UFO researcher in Long Beach, California.

Last week, he personally changed the name of the planet from Earth to “Spirit Passage,” in order to better reflect cosmic changes.

It seems that Earth – er, Spirit Passage – is a place where spirits and ghosts from all over the universe come in order to “cross over to the other side.”

Johnson says he’s personally helped thousands of dead humans, animals and extraterrestrial ghosts visit the astral plane just last week and figures the name change demonstrates how our planet is becoming a spiritual center in the universe.

Although the name change has had universal support, Johnson admits some space spooks refuse to admit they’re dead and are hanging around the planet looking for bodies they can possess.

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