So he wants to ask the soon-to-be-ex-wife of former Beatle Paul McCartney one thing: Do you really think you could do better than a Beatle?!
Upon hearing the news McCartney and wife Heather Mills are divorcing, Mencias says hes mystified as to how she can improve on being married to one of just two remaining Beatles especially the guy so many called The Cute One.
The fact that the soon to be ex-Mrs. Paul has a prosthetic leg only fuels Mencias ire.
Says Mencia, Cmon, lady: Hes a Beatle, youre a pirate. Hes SIR Paul McCartney, did you hear that? SIIIRRRR Paul McCartney. Hes got Beatles standing next to him and you got a parrot on your shoulder!
Mencia says hes not sorry if that sounds harsh because he claims that much of his off-color humor carries an underlying message that is helpful.
In his words: Appreciate what you have. Know your lot in life and know your limits, people.
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