His name is Ben Schwartz and hes been a freelance joke man for Saturday Night Live and David Letterman since 2004.
Schwartz is only 24 but he already knows something about rejection. He claims he has a pile of rejected jokes for every one joke he does get on the air.
But instead of tossing the rejects away in a trash can, hes compiled his favorites in video form at his website, www.rejectedjokes.com.
Schwartz is forbidden to share his most recent rejects due to a 30-day retainer with Letterman, but his all time favorite include crude, unusable digs on Kobe Bryant and Christina Aguilera.
One recent favorite rejected by all his clients goes like this:
A small town in Brazil has declared May 9 Orgasm Day its a holiday women have to celebrate alone, quietly, after the men have gone to sleep.
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