Thursday, May 4, 2006

Busty Alabama Gubernatorial Candidate Goes Tit For Tat

ALEXANDER CITY, Ala. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Lending new meaning to the idea of press coverage, a gubernatorial candidate’s cleavage is making big news in Alabama politics.

Her name is Loretta Nall, and she says she’s got political columnist Bob Ingram to thank for her fundraising tactics: flashing shots of her cleavage and waistline online to raise money for her run for Alabama’s governor.

It seems Ingram recently wrote he was sorry his mother had to see Nall’s cleavage in a photo that ran with his column so she decided to, as she puts, “Go with my assets, or don a burka to please him.”

She decided to cash in on her “assets,” and now those who visit Nall’s website can view flash animations of her anatomical blessings after donating to her campaign.

Nall’s Libertarian agenda is topped by drug reform, but she says she’s unafraid of those who might accused her of diluting her political ideals by titillating, as she calls it, “the Horny Guy Voter.”

She adds: “I wasn’t the one who started this all by mentioning my cleavage first, but if they want to play hardball, it’s tit for tat, I guess.”

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