Friday, March 31, 2006

Brain Scanner Reveals Simon’s Manipulation Of Paula

LAKEWOOD, Ohio (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Fans of American Idol have long wondered what’s behind Paula Abdul’s loopy comments and random slurring and a self- proclaimed “brain scanner” thinks she has the answer.

Miriam Garabrant has “brain surfed” the heads of Abdul and Simon Cowell and claims “Mr. Nasty” may be slipping something into her glass of Coke during the show.

But it’s not as bad as it sounds. Garabrant claims Cowell has a major crush on the ’80s dance diva and is only putting something in the drink to “jazz up the show.”

On the other hand, Garabrant says Abdul’s skull shows she has “a lot of anger and dead brain cells” and she is confused by Cowell because “she can’t establish what he’s thinking.”

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