Miriam Garabrant has brain surfed the heads of Abdul and Simon Cowell and claims Mr. Nasty may be slipping something into her glass of Coke during the show.
But its not as bad as it sounds. Garabrant claims Cowell has a major crush on the 80s dance diva and is only putting something in the drink to jazz up the show.
On the other hand, Garabrant says Abduls skull shows she has a lot of anger and dead brain cells and she is confused by Cowell because she cant establish what hes thinking.
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