Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Paris Hilton’s Bottom Tops Flat Ass Survey

ATLANTA (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Paris Hilton’s rear end is getting fingered as the flattest heiney in Hollywood.

According to a flat bottom survey by Bubbles lingerie, Hilton’s bottom gets a bum note for being flatter than a pancake and just as soft.

But Hilton isn’t the only celeb whose bottom gets the thumbs down. Lara Flynn Boyle’s flat ass came in the No. 2 spot while Cameron Diaz’s board-like derriere is close behind.

Other famous fannies who leave voters flat include the butts belonging to Jennifer Aniston, Eva Longoria and Nicole Richie.

Finally, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tie for the No. 6 flattest ass in Hollywood, but Bubbles spokeswoman Karen Jones believes Holmes’ pregnancy could boost her butt size enough to bump her off next year’s list.

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
Copyright © 2006 Wireless Flash News Inc. All rights reserved. Wireless Flash® and FlashNews® are registered trademarks of Wireless Flash News Inc.