At least thats the theory of mustache maniac Chris Chase, who has been trying to get the Denver Broncos quarterback to grow back his Ron Jeremy-like stache since he shaved it off two games into the season.
Although Plummer did grow a bushy mountain man beard during the season, Chase believes the porn-stache was the true source of his power, as well as a perfect facial representation of his risk-taking style.
As he puts it, A bearded Jake is 0-1 in the AFC, but a mustachioed Jake never had the chance.
Chase figures Plummer has the next nine months to think about the damage he did by selfishly shaving off the porn- stache and says the fact that the two coaches of the Super Bowl teams Seattle Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren and Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher both have moustaches is no coincidence.
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