Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Chemist Creates Soap For Acne, Backne And Crackne

VALHALLA, N.Y. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – You may need to sit down for this: A chemist from New York has created the world’s first soap to treat the ABCs of pimples: Acne, “backne” and the dreaded “crackne.”

The butt bar soap by Bruce Vegas is called “Rearacil, Acne Ass-istance Soap” and sells at

The soap contains the zit busting ingredients Salicylic acid, Benzyl Peroxide and sulfur, and subsequently, gives off a slight sulfur smell.

Vegas says, “It’s ironic you put this thing on your ass and it smells like sulfur.”

But Vegas is his own guinea pig and says his ass is “shining like a new dime.”

This isn’t the first derriere detergent Vegas has created. In 2002, he released a product called Sphincterine, a minty-flavored ass-tringent meant to improve the smell and taste of butt sex.

In Vegas’ words, “If there’s a crack in the marketplace, you can count on me to fill it.”

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