Thursday, June 23, 2005

Car In ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’ Not Good For ‘Love Bug’

DALLAS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The VW featured in the new film, Herbie: Fully Loaded may be called the “Love Bug” but it’s a horrible car for love making.

According to car sex expert Marshall Hays, the Volkswagen bug is simply too small for any passionate nookie to take place.

Hays – who runs – says the only way the bug could work as a romantic sex spot would be if you could hide the car in a secluded area and pop the hood or the top.

By doing that, Hays says “you can pretty much run the gamut” when it comes to sexual positions except for the wheel barrow – where the man holds the woman’s legs up to waist height while she balances on her hands.

Despite his doubts, Hays says the bug would work just fine if you were to get the movie’s star, Lindsey Lohan, fully loaded.

In his words, “If you have the opportunity to have sex with Lindsay Lohan in the VW bug, do whatever you gotta do. Cut off a limb if you have to. She’s 18 now, right?”

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