Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Sex-Loving Granny A Real Card

PORTLAND, Ore. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Do you find senior citizens wearing feather boas sexy? How about a feisty grandma wearing a “hell yeah” hat? One sexy senior citizen- turned-stand-up-comic hopes so.

Betty Perry – who has appeared in commercials for Pepsi and York Peppermint Patties – is now trying to arouse interest in her new “Sex and the Single Grandma’ greeting card line.

The kinky cards show the amorous oldster in a variety of sexy outfits and feature racy phrases like the holiday greeting that reads, That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen, and what balls! You know how to decorate a tree!

Perry wants the world to know she is not taking old age lying down but wouldn’t mind a good lay. In her words, “Sex is a part of living – it doesn’t stop at 65.”

Although Perry won’t reveal her own age, she claims she barely missed “being a cocktail waitress at the Last Supper.”

She also practices what she preaches by driving a sexy red sports car which, she points out, is not “something you expect to see with a handicapped plague in the window.”

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