Monday, April 4, 2005

True Pope Alive And Doing Well

SPRINGDALE, Wash. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Catholics wondering who will take John Paul II’s place can rest assured that the real pope is alive and living somewhere in the United States.

That’s if you believe the website, which claims the true pope is Pope Pius XIII, who was born Earl Pulvermacher on April 20, 1918, and was elected pope on October 24, 1998.

Pius XIII claims to be the first legitimate pope since Pius XII, who died on Oct 9, 1958. He claims every pope since then is an imposter because they “propagated some manner of heresy or schism,” which disqualifies them as pope.

Pius XIII keeps his location a secret for his safety, but his church maintains a P.O. box in Springdale, Washington.

The “true Catholic Church” declined an interview request with his holiness regarding what will happen after John Paul II’s death.

However, the pope’s spokesman, Father Robert Lyons, says in an e-mail, Do you not think that the minions of JP2, after his death, will continue to perpetuate the fraud, and have yet another false pope occupy the Vatican?

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