Monday, March 28, 2005

Original Rapper Throws His Crotch Into Presidential Race

MIAMI (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The next presidential election is three years away but a raunchy rapper is already throwing his crotch into the ring.

Blowfly, who got his start in 1962 with a rap single called “Odd Balls,” is laying groundwork for a run for office in 2008 with a new song, “Blowfly For President (2008).”

Blowfly is running on a platform that includes getting rid of middle Eastern terrorists by “sending sexy bitches like Whoopi Goldberg, Madonna and Condoleeza Rice to f the s out of them.”

But he’s also a peacemaker who knows the secret to bringing opposing sides together: Being as filthy as possible.

As he puts it, “I used to do dirty versions of country songs and a member of the Ku Klux Klan would say, ‘That’s disgusting. Do another one.’”

Blowfly will officially announce his campaign at the Ponderosa Stomp, a music festival taking place April 26-27 in New Orleans and he will release his campaign details in June in the form of a new CD, Fahrenheit 69.

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