Friday, March 18, 2005

Watch An Evangelistic Landscaper Die For Only Three Bucks

TUCSON, Ariz. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Talk about a bargain: An evangelistic landscaper is letting net nerds watch him die online – for only $3.

The evangelist calls himself Yshua Lord of Host 666Israel and he says he has “a bacteria rushing through him” that will kill him within six months.

So he’s trying to raise money for his family by letting “curious seekers” watch his demise online at

Morbid lookieloos will be able to see 666Israel wheezing on his oxygen tank at home but refuses to have a webcam following him on the job “or when I’m taking morphine.”

The evangelistic landscaper – who has the numbers “666” tattooed on his forehead – admits he hasn’t had anyone sign up to watch his death.

Still, he figures his last moments will take on extra importance three years from now. That’s when he predicts the “death of the United States and the good times.”

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