Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

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Friday, July 23, 2010 1:08 GMT

SPARTANBURG, S.C. – South Carolina resident Lori Shannon Turner has been arrested for disorderly conduct after shoving a McDonald’s hamburger down her pants. Here’s the scoop: She ordered two burgers and a coffee and as her coffee was being made, she stuffed one of the burgers down her pants and then claimed she’d only been given one to begin with. She was caught red-handed after a staffer noticed a big grease stain on the front of her pants, at which point she began screaming.

SALT LAKE CITY – Note to self: Do not send notes to your wife’s cat from prison. A man who’s already in jail for domestic violence faces new charges for attempting to contact his estranged wife through her pet cat. Allegedly, the man violated a protective order by writing a letter to his wife’s kitty, Molly, asking the pet to ask his wife not to testify against him in court.

REXBURG, Idaho – Cops in Rexburg, Idaho, sure know how to burst a kid’s bubble. Police just prevented a group of at least 100 college students from having a giant water balloon fight at a public park due to safety concerns. Cops claim the students need a permit for the event and could get hurt or damage property as a result of the water fight.