Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs
Oh, Baby: A British woman was shocked to find one of her sweet little Jelly Babies giving himself a hand.
Friday, May 14, 2010 17:08 GMTSURREY, England (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) A woman in England was shocked to discover a very naughty piece of candy among a tub of Jelly Babies. One bright pink, two-inch gummy appeared to be masturbating, which made the lady scream loudly in her office at work where she was eating the treats. A spokesperson from the store where she bought the candy laments, We expect better behavior from our jelly sweets. Well, May is national Masturbation Month, after all.
DAYTON, Ohio A Taco Bell customer in Dayton, Ohio, got more than fast food at the drive-thru window she got fast cash. An employee accidentally gave the woman a bag containing the stores $2,000 morning bank deposit with her order. The woman drove off and has yet to be tracked down by police.
LINCOLN, Neb. Pot smoking teenagers are quite resourceful these days. Cops in Lincoln, Nebraska, just arrested two 16-year- olds who used a hollowed-out apple and cucumber as smoking devices. Though the use of an apple a classic stoner staple has been seen several times before by city police, the cucumber was a first for them.
COLUMBUS, Ohio The White Castle fast food chain has just come out with a line of tasteful, hamburger-scented candles. The wax creations resemble a juicy burger but with a lot less calories and cost $10 a pop, with proceeds benefitting the charity Autism Speaks.© Copyright 2010 Wireless Flash News Inc