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God Inspires Pet Chastity Belt

Pooches in heat can keep it in their pants with this Pet Chastity Belt.

Pooches in heat can keep it in their pants with this Pet Chastity Belt.

Monday, April 12, 2010 17:30 GMT

SHREVEPORT, La. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – God has a special mission for one Louisiana man: Keeping a tight leash on dogs’ dongs.

After being accidentally shot by a beagle in heat during a hunting trip, Dexter Blanch was left terribly injured, nearly losing his right arm.

While miraculously recovering from surgery, a lightbulb went off in Blanch’s head that he feels was a sign straight from God telling him that his purpose in life was to keep dogs in heat from causing another tragedy.

Thus, he created the PABS pet anti-breeding system.

It’s a chastity belt with a rear opening designed so a doggy can drop a deuce but can’t do it, well, doggystyle.

He says bitches in heat can be dangerous because they’re being chased by horny dogs, leaving owners like Blanch vulnerable to awful accidents.

By eliminating the chance for Fido fornication by locking up a pup’s privates, everyone can stay safe.

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