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`Dancing' Celebs Targeted For Alien Abductions?

Anyone seen Pamela?

Anyone seen Pamela?

Monday, March 22, 2010 17:32 GMT

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The new celebrities on Dancing With The Stars are prime targets for alien abductions.

E.T. researcher Dr. Bruce Goldberg, author of Time Travelers From Our Future (Goldberg), says most alien abductions occur when people are vulnerable, tired, and stressed.

That’s exactly how amateur dancers like Pamela Anderson will feel once the intense TV competition starts tonight (Mar. 22).

Goldberg says aliens may prey on the stars, who’ll be too worn-out to put up a fight. They’ll get them on the operating table through “mental manipulation.”

E.T.s will go for “distracted” targets like The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka who’s too in love to be aware.

Shannen Doherty may be safe because aliens hate conflict and humans with strong personalities, and Buzz Aldrin is too old to be a desirable research specimen.

Goldberg says fans can tell if a celebrity has been abducted by the presence of “strange scars” on their calves from alien implants.