`Dancing' Celebs Targeted For Alien Abductions?
Anyone seen Pamela?
Monday, March 22, 2010 17:32 GMTLOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) The new celebrities on Dancing With The Stars are prime targets for alien abductions.
E.T. researcher Dr. Bruce Goldberg, author of Time Travelers From Our Future (Goldberg), says most alien abductions occur when people are vulnerable, tired, and stressed.
Thats exactly how amateur dancers like Pamela Anderson will feel once the intense TV competition starts tonight (Mar. 22).
Goldberg says aliens may prey on the stars, wholl be too worn-out to put up a fight. Theyll get them on the operating table through mental manipulation.
E.T.s will go for distracted targets like The Bachelors Jake Pavelka whos too in love to be aware.
Shannen Doherty may be safe because aliens hate conflict and humans with strong personalities, and Buzz Aldrin is too old to be a desirable research specimen.
Goldberg says fans can tell if a celebrity has been abducted by the presence of strange scars on their calves from alien implants.