Some people are constantly glued to the World Wide Web, updating their Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace pages throughout the day.
If theyre tired of it and looking for a way out, the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine can help by literally killing them off on the Internet.
By submitting their login email and passwords to their social networking sites, the Suicide Machine deletes all of their profiles and information in one merciless swoop.
Chief Euthanasia Officer Gordan Savicic says the only thing left behind is a persons profile picture, name, and their last words a virtual suicide note to the online masses.
He explains, Online, people are entrapped in a high- resolution panoptic prison without walls, accessible from anywhere in the world.
Though Internet addicts will finally rest in peace, Savicic assures that the magic Suicide Machine wont kill them in real life.
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