Luckily there’s the Invisible Donkey Removal Service, which sends a bonafide “invisible donkey exterminator” to a home or office in the New York area to get rid of the annoying creatures, which are known to cause high phone and gas bills and sexual dysfunction.
Jason Bell, who made up the invisible donkey problem to begin with, is ready to provide the speedy service to anyone who can afford the $300 pricetag.
He guarantees the full removal of up to 15 of the pests and will provide an “artistic rendering” of a person’s infested home with emphasis on hotspots that seem to be attracting the most invisible donkeys.
Once removed, the asses will be taken to an “invisible farm” in upstate New York.
It’s important to get rid of the donkeys as soon as an infestation is suspected because Bell says they’re the “No. 1 cause of unhappiness in America.”
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