Mark Leonard Robinson claims to be the North American Contact for Santa Claus.
He keeps tabs on more than 500 million people and decides whether theyre on the naughty or nice list.
Being St. Nicks right-hand man has led Robinson to create Mandalic Elfineese, a language based on color-coded symbols that can be used by kids, adults, and elves alike.
He says all four different types of elves at the North Pole can understand each other through Elfin, and kids can be kept busy for hours trying to figure out its phrases and patterns.
Robinson is selling Elfin on eBay now through December 28 for $5,000,000.
The winning bidder gets all the rights and symbols to the language, which can be used to make Elfin games and products.
Robinson says the dialect can still be developed further, so the skys the limit for the buyer.
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