Tuesday, December 22, 2009


Official Elf Language For Sale

AMHERSTBURG, Ontario (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – “Elfin,” the official language used by Santa’s elves, is up for sale.

Mark Leonard Robinson claims to be the “North American Contact” for Santa Claus.

He keeps tabs on more than 500 million people and decides whether they’re on the naughty or nice list.

Being St. Nick’s right-hand man has led Robinson to create “Mandalic Elfineese,” a language based on color-coded symbols that can be used by kids, adults, and elves alike.

He says all four different types of elves at the North Pole can understand each other through “Elfin,” and kids can be kept busy for hours trying to figure out its phrases and patterns.

Robinson is selling “Elfin” on eBay now through December 28 for $5,000,000.

The winning bidder gets all the rights and symbols to the language, which can be used to make “Elfin” games and products.

Robinson says the dialect can still be developed further, so the sky’s the limit for the buyer.

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