Chris Fetterer runs tinyentertainment.com, a company that books midgets for parties.
Christmas is especially busy for his tiny posse, given that everyone wants to hire authentic-looking elves for their holiday parties.
His guys do company parties, house parties, and bar bashes as Santas little helpers.
For about $200 an hour, the dwarfs will show up in costume altered to fit their stature dance with guests, and help hand out presents.
If requested, they can even bring along a tiny Santa Claus.
They drink eggnog and mingle, but try to keep it professional and not get too drunk.
Fetterer says that while all his guys are the life of the party, one particular little man is a pro at working the crowd.
Hes so athletic, hes able to kick himself in the head with both feet at the same time.
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