The Moonlite BunnyRanch is offering him a free, all-access, lifetime pass to their facility.
Owner Dennis Hof says its the ideal place for the swinger because he can have multiple women at once.
The brothel boasts more than 500 bunnies, all of whom would make Tiger feel like a lion.
Hofs girls are so friendly, they could comfort the shamed golfer and make him feel like a man again.
Better yet, the BunnyRanch has a strict hush policy, so nobody would ever find out that hes swinging his club there.
Says Hof: We have a back door for celebrities. Besides, Bunnies dont talk.
Hof thinks Woods scandal couldve been avoided had he gotten his kicks at the brothel instead of accumulating mistresses.
But Woods may have already teed off.
Rumor has it, one of the BunnyRanch girls also slept with Tiger.
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