Friday, December 11, 2009

Brothel Gives Tiger Woods A Hand

CARSON CITY, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A brothel in Carson City, Nevada, is giving Tiger Woods a leg up.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch is offering him a free, all-access, lifetime pass to their facility.

Owner Dennis Hof says it’s the ideal place for the swinger because he can have multiple women at once.

The brothel boasts more than 500 “bunnies,” all of whom would make Tiger feel like a lion.

Hof’s girls are so friendly, they could comfort the shamed golfer and “make him feel like a man again.”

Better yet, the BunnyRanch has a strict hush policy, so nobody would ever find out that he’s swinging his club there.

Says Hof: “We have a back door for celebrities. Besides, Bunnies don’t talk.”

Hof thinks Woods’ scandal could’ve been avoided had he gotten his kicks at the brothel instead of accumulating mistresses.

But Woods may have already teed off.

Rumor has it, one of the BunnyRanch girls also slept with Tiger.

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