Michael Gilman, co-founder of The Grooming Lounge, thinks Berts unibrow which hes had since the shows November 10, 1969 debut is deplorable.
As an icon, Gilman believes it is Berts responsibility to practice good grooming, which includes having two eyebrows, not one.
By sporting a caterpillar on his face, Gilman fears that Bert is shaping future generations of unibrowed boys and setting back male grooming standards.
Until Bert gets waxed, hes urging a boycott of Sesame Street. Gilman refuses to let his own sons watch the show and be influenced by the uni.
He says Berts brow could be fixed with a simple trim, wax, and good pair of tweezers for maintenance.
The clean-up would make Bert look 10 years younger.
Gilman thinks the Muppet should take a grooming cue from Ernie, whos obsessed with bathing and doesnt even have eyebrows.
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