Friday, October 30, 2009

Semen For Sale

SALMON, Idaho (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Running low on semen? One company has you covered.

Semen Clearing House is a broker of animal jizz of all kinds that’s sold for private or public use.

Semen available for purchase includes bovine baby batter, goat gonad milk, and various other donor juices.

Company owner Teresa Wade travels around the country buying people’s overwhelming animal semen inventory and then disperses it to those who need the stud sauce for artificially inseminating animals on farms.

Wade assures that every ounce of animal semen they provide is of the highest quality since it’s stored at an ideal heat level.

It’s guaranteed to be potent enough to successfully knock up any animal.

Though she says it’s mostly breeders who purchase the semen to ensure the best genetic makeup for their animals, she can’t be sure who else is buying the penile product or what it’s used for.

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
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