Monday, October 12, 2009


Giant Vagina Avoids Mormon Dance

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A giant vagina costume probably wouldn’t go over too well at a strict Mormon dance.

Just ask Elna Baker, a single practicing Mormon in New York City who’s penned the memoir, The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance (Dutton), out Thursday (Oct. 15).

Baker recalls the time she couldn’t wear a certain costume to a Mormon singles Halloween dance.

Hoping to meet Mr. Right, she dressed up as a giant fortune cookie, complete with a retractable fortune that read: “You’ll meet a beautiful woman tonight.”

Unfortunately her get-up – mainly a folded, flesh-colored mattress pad – got smashed in the subway and she ended up looking like a giant vajayjay instead.

She was petrified to enter the dance, so, in her words, “I took my vagina off and put it in the closet, just like at church.”

To remain proper, she sported her undergarments – a nude top and leggings – but figures most Mormons wouldn’t know what a vagina looks like anyway.

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