Genevieve Highpoint La Reine is a doggy activist and author of Small Dog, Big Life (Simon & Schuster).
Due to Vicks NFL reinstatement, the seven-pound papillon is calling for all dogs to poop anytime they see the quarterback on TV.
Genevieves interpreter, Dr. Dennis Fried, says the pooch is sick as a dog over Vick joining the Eagles, but refuses to take it lying down.
She hopes the poop movement causes a stink for the Eagles, wholl forever be associated with dog crap. Because of the protest poos, the city of Philadelphia will reek all season.
Fried says Genevieves movement is equal opportunity, so dogs of all sizes should contribute.
If theyre unable to poop on command, they can pee instead because, really, Its the thought that counts.
Genevieve suggests housebroken pups eat lots of grass on game day to overcome any reluctance to poop inside.
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