Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles In For Stinky Season

SARASOTA, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – With Michael Vick on their roster, the Philadelphia Eagles are in for one stinky football season.

Genevieve Highpoint La Reine is a doggy activist and author of Small Dog, Big Life (Simon & Schuster).

Due to Vick’s NFL reinstatement, the seven-pound papillon is calling for all dogs to poop anytime they see the quarterback on TV.

Genevieve’s interpreter, Dr. Dennis Fried, says the pooch is “sick as a dog” over Vick joining the Eagles, but refuses to take it lying down.

She hopes the poop movement causes a stink for the Eagles, who’ll forever be associated with dog crap. Because of the protest poos, the city of Philadelphia will reek all season.

Fried says Genevieve’s movement is “equal opportunity,” so dogs of all sizes should contribute.

If they’re unable to poop on command, they can pee instead because, really, “It’s the thought that counts.”

Genevieve suggests housebroken pups eat lots of grass on game day to “overcome any reluctance” to poop inside.

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