Eternal Earthbound Pets is a service that provides Evangelical and Fundamentalist Christian pet owners peace of mind when Jesus comes back to save them.
Since the Bible makes no mention of animals getting carted off to heaven during the Rapture, Atheist Bart aka Dromedary Hump, author of The Atheist Camel Chronicles (BookSurge Publishing) will make sure a bonafied disbelieving heathen will look after pets.
For $110, Bart will set up Christian families with an Atheist wholl take over the care of their family pets after theyre beamed up to heaven by God when the end times begin.
Though some Christians dont trust an Atheist whod likely eat their dog to care for Fido, others have signed up so their furry friend is fed and loved while they live it up in the holy kingdom.
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