Friday, August 14, 2009

Brothel Honors California IOUs

CARSON CITY, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – At one brothel in Carson City, Nevada, California IOUs get patrons more bang for their borrowed buck.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch is currently honoring 100 percent of California IOUs issued by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof says Californians can turn in their IOUs for face value and enjoy a wild night with a brothel babe.

They’ll owe nothing to the Ranch, since Hof plans to visit California later to collect his cash from the state.

His goal is to get enough IOU money to buy California’s Golden Gate Bridge and maybe even The Governator’s office.

Hof says his brothel is only place where government-issued IOUs are worth anything substantial, and is being generous because broke Californians could use a pick-me-up.

He’s also offering “good time party passes” to the Ranch to all U.S. senators and governors so they can have discreet romps with hot women without getting caught by their wives or government higher-ups.

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