Thursday, August 6, 2009

Moose Poop Makes People Talk

MISSOULA, Mont. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Moose poop has folks shooting the sht non-stop.

Piles of crap have become the new hot topic of conversation with Moosecense, a line of incense made out of pure moose poop.

Creator Jerry Black combs the forest near his home in Missoula, Montana, to find the finest moose feces, which he says gives off the scent of willow when set aflame.

Black assures that nothing gets a party started like poop incense.

He explains, “It’s a big conversation piece because people wonder how it smells so good. You get together and you can’t help but talk about poop.”

Unlike regular incense, which Black ironically says “have a bunch of crap” and chemicals in them, Moosecense is “100 percent, unadulterated crap,” so the smell is purer.

Black makes sure his poop smells good by scouring for turds left by fresh-scented dogwood and willow trees because it’s likely that the moose ate those plants so their dookie will be infused with that scent.

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