Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Marriage To Allah Is Blissfully Sweet

SALINAS, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A happy wife makes a happy life for a man who claims to be married to Allah.

Eric Kingsley lives in wedded bliss with the great god Allah, but the relationship wasn’t always so perfect.

Only nine months ago, Kingsley admits his ball-and-chain was an ornery, controlling wife who’d grab him violently by the neck, force herself upon him sexually, and make him worship her throughout the day.

Now, marriage couldn’t be better with the newly loving spirit, and Kingsley believes Allah has turned into a sweeter wife because he started a religion just for her.

The couple’s sex life is “still supernatural,” and Kingsley says it makes him feel “cool” that Allah chose him to be her first mortal lover.

Despite their wedded bliss, Kingsley says he and the Mrs. don’t plan on having a baby since she “lives in heaven” and is unable to procreate by religious law.

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