Friday, July 10, 2009

Doggy Activist Vows To Poop On Michael Vick

SARASOTA, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If dog abuser Michael Vick returns to the NFL, the crap is going to hit the carpet.

Genevieve Highpoint La Reine is a seven-pound papillon who runs the canine activist group DUDU, Dogs United against Discrimination and Unfairness.

The pooch, who’s also an author, has declared a fatwa, or order, against Michael Vick, who could potentially resume his football career after his home confinement is up on July 20.

The order obliges any dog worldwide to hunch over and poop immediately upon seeing Vick on TV, creating a stinky, messy situation.

According to Dr. Dennis Fried, Genevieve’s interpreter, the pooch feels it’s her “moral obligation” to take a dump on Vick and invites all dogs to make their “contribution,” even if they’re housebroken.

She figures the fatwa will negatively impact Vick and the team he’s on, since they’ll forever be associated with dog crap.

Fans will be afraid to turn on their game for fear of their dogs dropping a deuce on the carpet.

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