Genevieve Highpoint La Reine is a seven-pound papillon who runs the canine activist group DUDU, Dogs United against Discrimination and Unfairness.
The pooch, whos also an author, has declared a fatwa, or order, against Michael Vick, who could potentially resume his football career after his home confinement is up on July 20.
The order obliges any dog worldwide to hunch over and poop immediately upon seeing Vick on TV, creating a stinky, messy situation.
According to Dr. Dennis Fried, Genevieves interpreter, the pooch feels its her moral obligation to take a dump on Vick and invites all dogs to make their contribution, even if theyre housebroken.
She figures the fatwa will negatively impact Vick and the team hes on, since theyll forever be associated with dog crap.
Fans will be afraid to turn on their game for fear of their dogs dropping a deuce on the carpet.
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