Friday, July 3, 2009

Kevin Jonas Engaged To Get Laid

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The real reason Kevin Jonas is rushing to the altar is so he can finally knock boots.

The 21-year-old member of the Jonas Brothers just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend and one “sexpert” believes the ring was slipped on so the clothes can come off.

Sex Therapist and “love guru” Dr. Ava Cadell says the eldest JoBro – who wears a purity ring pronouncing his virginity along with his bros – is probably having a hard time keeping it in his pants and sees getting hitched as the only way to finally unleash the beast.

Cadell explains, “These guys have raging hormones and girls throwing themselves at them. It’s very difficult for Kevin to control that sex drive especially because he’s been preconditioned to feel shame about sex before marriage.”

She says Kev’s newfound sex life may cause tension with his brothers, who will “be jealous that he’s getting laid and they’re not.”

As a result, the younger JoBros may also rush into marriage.

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