Thursday, July 2, 2009


One Country Unaffected By Jackson’s Death

RENO, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The death of Michael Jackson impacted the whole world, with the exception of one tiny country.

Though the King of Pop’s death has left millions around the world mourning, the small country of Molossia – made up solely of Reno resident Kevin Baugh’s house and yard – isn’t suffering.

Baugh, otherwise known as His Excellency, President Baugh, says Jacko’s loss hasn’t affected his country because, “He’s not one of our big icons. Our media is more focused on Molossian activities.”

If death should befall on pop star Kelly Clarkson, however, Molossians would be absolutely devastated.

President Baugh explains, “That’s our girl. She is a big icon in Molossia. If something horrible happened to her, there would be a day – no, a week – of national mourning.”

Not only that, but Molossia’s flag would lower to half staff and all residents – Baugh’s three family members – would play Clarkson’s music to honor her legacy.

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