Monday, June 22, 2009

Well-Endowed Man ‘Hung’ Up About Finding Work

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – It’s hard to land a decent acting gig when you’re hung like a horse.

At 13.3 inches, Jonah Falcon’s penis is the largest in the world, but the aspiring actor was still shot down for a role on HBO’s phallic-centric series, Hung.

This has Falcon feeling blue, since it’s becoming increasingly difficult for him to find work given what he’s working with.

The competition is stiff and most casting agents don’t believe that he’s never worked a day in porn since his schlong screams adult superstar.

Falcon assures his massive manhood isn’t a distraction on sets, as long as he doesn’t wear anything tight and uses tricks to “minimize the bulge.”

He’s up for doing anything decent, including condom commercials, but dreams of pitching a series where he plays an ex-porn star-turned-mentor to a younger protege.

If all else fails, he could always make cash off curious gawkers, like the time a woman paid him $500 to try on a pair of bicycle shorts.

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