At 13.3 inches, Jonah Falcons penis is the largest in the world, but the aspiring actor was still shot down for a role on HBOs phallic-centric series, Hung.
This has Falcon feeling blue, since its becoming increasingly difficult for him to find work given what hes working with.
The competition is stiff and most casting agents dont believe that hes never worked a day in porn since his schlong screams adult superstar.
Falcon assures his massive manhood isnt a distraction on sets, as long as he doesnt wear anything tight and uses tricks to minimize the bulge.
Hes up for doing anything decent, including condom commercials, but dreams of pitching a series where he plays an ex-porn star-turned-mentor to a younger protege.
If all else fails, he could always make cash off curious gawkers, like the time a woman paid him $500 to try on a pair of bicycle shorts.
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