Friday, June 5, 2009

Cheaters Always Prosper

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The only way to get rich is to cheat.

Comedian Jeff Kreisler has penned Get Rich Cheating: The Crooked Path To Easy Street (Harper), a satirical guide to the illegal and immoral schemes that guarantee riches.

Kreisler says people have been cheating since the beginning of time, when God “only worked six days but submitted an invoice for seven.”

He says cheating is the quickest way to a lavish lifestyle and anyone who’s anyone – from Enron execs to Bernie Maddoff – have made their millions this way.

Kreisler says your track record will prove if you’re cut out for cheating.

If you steal cable, the next thing you know you’ll be stealing billions in government bailout money.

If you cheat at Candyland as a kid, you’ll make the perfect sleazy executive one day.

Kreisler suggests breaking into scamming by exploiting family and friends and thinks a surefire scam right now would be to pose as a fake bankruptcy company.

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