So says sin-eater CAConrad, who performs bizarre ceremonies for those who are dying or dead, which consist of putting a sheet over the body, placing food atop it, letting the food absorb all the sins from the persons body, and then eating the food to take their sin away.
He performs these sin-eating ceremonies while listening to Elvis music because The Kings ditties are magical and lighten the load of the soul when it crosses over into the afterlife.
He says, Elvis is being used all over our planet in magical practices, much like Jesus. Hes part of a new pantheon of gods. We use his music because its vibrations have a healing quality and alleviate grief.
CAConrad assures that sin-filled foods dont taste any different, though they do leave him feeling heavy and bloated.
However, after listening to a couple Elvis songs, he feels normal again.
(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
Copyright © 2009 Wireless Flash News Inc. All rights reserved. Wireless Flash® and FlashNews® are registered trademarks of Wireless Flash News Inc.