Thursday, May 28, 2009


Mustard Museum Run Out By Trolls?

MOUNT HOREB, Wis. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A gang of trolls may foil one museum’s plan at a bigger and better space.

The World Famous Mustard Museum in Mount Horeb, Wisconsin, is moving to a new “mustard palace” in Middleton, Wisconsin – unless some rowdy residents run them out of town before they can set up shop.

Legend has it Middleton is home to many big, hairy, angry trolls, and museum curator Barry Levenson says the beasts are fervent mustard haters hell-bent on seeing the museum go down.

Levenson has heard rumors that the trolls eat ketchup only and may try sneaky tactics to scare people away from the Mustard Museum.

As a preventive measure, he’s not allowing any bridges to be built near the new museum to keep the trolls from living underneath.

However, Levenson thinks the danger will be minimal since, “Trolls are fat and lazy. If you can get them to move, you’re lucky.”

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