Genevieve Highpoint La Reine is a seven-pound papillon whos penned Small Dog, Big Life: Memoirs Of A Furry Genius (Simon & Schuster), with the help of her translator, Dr. Dennis Fried.
According to Fried, he and Genevieve can communicate and she barktated her memoirs to him to let the world know her opinion of stupid, pitiful humans.
Genevieves biggest pet peeve is how much humans discriminate against dogs, who, frankly, do a lot for mankind.
She finds it demeaning that pooches are banned from certain places and that humans make dogs do tricks and play fetch.
To protect and advance canine rights, Genevieve has formed an activist group called Dogs against Discrimination and Unfairness, or DUDU.
Her first order of business is to eliminate degrading sports team nicknames like Huskies, and get humans to stop using the word dog in negative phrases like youre in the doghouse or shes a real dog.
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