Tuesday, May 5, 2009


Any Jerk Off Can Be A Competitive Masturbator

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Competition is hard – especially at one contest scheduled for this Saturday (May 9).

It’s the 9th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon and it will be held at the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco to determine who will win the world record for the longest time masturbating.

Although there’s some stiff competition from the reigning champ – a Japanese businessman who did it for nine hours and 33 minutes – organizer Carol Queen assures that anybody can be a competitive masturbator so long as they have the tools.

She says good arm and wrist strength is very important. On the other hand, if you have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome it may be pretty hard for you to participate in the Masturbate-A-Thon.

Queen also says record setting masturbators should be able to enter a meditative state and slow down, otherwise they use themselves up before crossing the finish line.

She also says some competitors bring along handy help, like olive oil, vibrators and anal plugs.

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