Friday, April 10, 2009

Easter Is A Drag

EAST STROUDSBURG, Pa. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A midget Jesus and a giant vagina are making Easter (Apr. 12) a real drag.

The Rainbow Mountain Resort is a gay, lesbian, and transgender retreat nestled in the woods of East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, and today (Apr. 10) they’re kicking off their Easter celebrations with a wild drag show that would make Christ blush.

According to host Scarlett Lettah, the crowd will celebrate the resurrection of Jesus with a show that, “Walks close to the line of good taste and bad taste.”

Lettah herself is dazzling the audience with a song called “Moses,” which she will perform dressed as a giant vagina.

Jesus will be making an appearance as well, in the form of a midget “drag king,” or female-to-male crossdresser, named Cesar De La Sexface, who will teach the lessons of forbidden love with a rendition of Madonna’s “Like A Prayer.”

Though some may find the Easter celebrations blasphemous, Lettah assures that she “would not want to celebrate any other way.”

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