Thursday, April 2, 2009

It’s Hard Out Here For A Caucasian

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – White people have problems like everyone else – well, sort of.

That’s the premise behind actor/singer Zach Selwyn’s humorous music video, “White People Problems,” on

The rap video comments on the silly things white people love to gripe about including difficult crossword puzzles, declining stock portfolios, and canceled John Mayer concerts.

Selwyn says, “Everytime John Mayer cancels a concert, 20,000 white people cry.”

Selwyn was inspired to create the song after listening to his “rich, white friends from The Valley” complain about ridiculous things.

He explains, “A $4 latte and paying property tax on a house aren’t problems of the world – they’re white people problems. White people always complain about the stupidest stuff.”

He says the most common Caucasian problem is when the grocery store runs out of Arugula and they’re forced to eat iceberg lettuce instead.

Selwyn admits he often catches himself griping about his own white people woes which include his glitchy iPhone and where to send his kid to preschool.

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