Friday, March 20, 2009

Strip Club Puts Unemployed Americans On The Pole

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Unemployed locals in Providence, Rhode Island, can now make money by shaking their moneymakers.

After seeing many of his regulars lose their jobs as a result of the recession, Tom Tsoumas, owner of the Foxy Lady chain of gentlemen’s clubs, has decided to give them a helping hand by holding a job fair tomorrow (Mar. 21) to fill 25 positions at one of his nightclub locations.

Tsoumas is looking for bar backs, managers, and exotic dancers for his club and is positive he’ll find highly qualified job seekers who are desperate to work anywhere.

He says, “I think we’ll see a quality of applications that will shock us all. I know so many professional people who’ve lost their jobs and would never think to work at a nightclub but have to.”

Tsoumas assures that all applications for stripper positions will be considered, even if the person is old or unattractive because, “I’m old, ugly, and shot, so why would I turn anyone else like that away?”

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