Wednesday, March 18, 2009

No More Shrunken Penis

QUEENSLAND, Australia (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Men no longer have to worry about scaring ladies with their wet, shriveled penises.

The Rooster Booster is a swimming trunk made especially for dudes who are tired of post-pool penis shrinkage.

The stylish swimwear comes with a pocket in the crotch area where fellas can stuff a padded cup, which enhances and shapes a man’s willy while protecting him from the effects of cold water on the wang.

Creator Michael Yarwood insists that the Rooster Booster is a guy’s – and girl’s – best friend.

He explains, “No one wants to look at the frightened turtle when a guy gets out of the water. Every girl will tell you, a wet male crotch dressed in lycra in not attractive.”

Dudes hoping to attract the ladies can stuff their crotch pocket as much as they like, and as Yarwood puts it, “look like a stud,”

However, he warns, “Girls by the pool don’t want to see something sticking out at them.”

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