Friday, March 13, 2009


George Clooney: Good Enough To Eat?

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – By PETA’s standards, George Clooney looks good enough to eat.

PETA has obtained one of Clooney’s sweaty gym towels, and now PETA president Ingrid E. Newkirk wants the actor’s permission to use his perspiration to make a new type of tofu.

According to Newkirk, “CloFu” would taste “rich, smooth, substantive, and firm” – the same traits exemplified by Clooney.

She believes CloFu would be a hit, especially because tofu is so versatile, it can be “whipped up in no time.”

Newkirk sees CloFu as the next big dessert topping, and exclaims, “You can take a beefcake and turn it into cheesecake! Women will be swooning at the dessert tray.”

She has penned an open letter to Clooney asking for his endorsement of CloFu, and hopes he’s on board.

Not only would CloFu help keep animals off the dinner table, but it would open up the world of tofu to people everywhere, ultimately making the world healthier.

Newkirk says CloFu would be made by scientists who specialize in replicating the odor of something like Clooney’s sweat and turning it into a tasty treat.

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