In her book People Are Unappealing: True Tales Of Our Collective Capacity To Irritate And Annoy (Three Rivers Press), Sara Barron recounts the life experiences that prove people including herself are completely unappealing.
She recalls when she discovered masturbation at 17 years old, and how her handy enthusiasm landed her in the hospital.
Barron admits, I learned late, but I went crazy for a week. My parents had to take me to the emergency room because I masturbated myself into an wrist brace.
Barrons adventures dry humping a janitor at Banana Republic, dating a hand model, and writing a porn screenplay at age 11 are also evidence that humans are pretty awful.
She says, Everyone is unappealing. I suck as much as anybody else. People are quick to point out others suck and not quick enough to recognize it in themselves.
People Are Unappealing hits shelves March 10.
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