Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Masturbation Can Be So Unappealing

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – People can be unappealing, especially if you’re someone who injures their hand due to chronic masturbation.

In her book People Are Unappealing: True Tales Of Our Collective Capacity To Irritate And Annoy (Three Rivers Press), Sara Barron recounts the life experiences that prove people – including herself – are completely unappealing.

She recalls when she discovered masturbation at 17 years old, and how her handy enthusiasm landed her in the hospital.

Barron admits, “I learned late, but I went crazy for a week. My parents had to take me to the emergency room because I masturbated myself into an wrist brace.”

Barron’s adventures dry humping a janitor at Banana Republic, dating a hand model, and writing a porn screenplay at age 11 are also evidence that humans are pretty awful.

She says, “Everyone is unappealing. I suck as much as anybody else. People are quick to point out others suck and not quick enough to recognize it in themselves.”

People Are Unappealing hits shelves March 10.

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