Friday, February 6, 2009

Marijuana Damages Michael Phelps’ Aura

STERLING, Va. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Michael Phelps’ reputation isn’t the only thing burned from his bong hits – his aura is a mess too!

Rose Rosetree, author of Read People Deeper (Women’s Intuition Worldwide), recently read Phelps’ aura by studying the now-infamous picture of the Olympic wonderboy smoking pot out of a bong.

According Rosetree, weed has made Phelps’ aura “flabby” and full of nasty debris, including “astral entities” – wandering spirits and ghosts that get stuck to auras.

Rosetree says Phelps has more than 60 astral entities in his system who are eating away at his formerly pure aura, which used to be “much less cluttered.”

If he keeps toking, Rosetree fears Phelps’ aura will end up looking like stoner Tommy Chong’s, whose aura is “so expanded, it can’t function.”

Luckily, there’s hope for the smoking swimmer.

Rosetree says that Phelps is only in the beginning stages of aura damage and everything can be fixed if he seeks immediate aura cleansing from a professional such as herself.

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